Adventure Time Travel Guide: Food to Eat in Ooo
Ever wondered what adventurers in Ooo like to eat? Here you can learn about some of the best / weirdest foods from the Land of Ooo.
What goes with turkey? Ice cream. What goes with ham? Cookies. What is that weird Christmas-tree-shaped-cake-thing? We don't know.
Bacon pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes, take some bacon and I'll put it in a pancake, bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make, bacon pancaaaaaaaaaaake!
Crystal Gem Apple
The Crystal Gem Apple hangs in the middle of a tree in the *Evil Forest*, protected by the Crystal Guardian. Whoever eats some of this Apple is teleported to the Crystal Dimension and given ultimate power over the Crystal Men. (Warning: side effects may include vanishing, becoming crystalised, getting obsessed with your power, acting evil, and wanting to make someone your Crystal King who does not necessarily want to marry you).
The Everything Burrito is a big breakfast burrito filled with loads of food, and a few things that aren't actually food. It is impossible (and bad for your health) to eat this anywhere other than Ooo. The contents include: eggs, a spatula, grapes, pink candyfloss, a buttered waffle, a green teacup, a stack of buttered pancakes, a frying pan, a drinking glass with a straw and yellow liquid inside, a carrot, a hamburger, lettuce, grapefruit, a pineapple, a slice of lemon, a box of noodles, a bowl of cereal, sandwiches, more eggs, tacos, a loaf of bread, a ham, a doughnut, a pumpkin, a banana, a milk carton, bacon, turkey, cheese, a hotdog, a few strawberries, a cake, some more noodles with a meatball, half of an apple, a tomato, two oranges, some pretzels, a few French fries, and beans. Yum..?
Finn Cakes are special cupcakes made by Finn, which have his face on. The Bear ended up eating all of the cakes Finn made, so if he makes any more you'll need to act fast to get your hands on them.
Honey Energy Drink
Ooo's Honey Energy Drink is served in an awesome cup shaped like a beehive! WANT.
Instant Bath Serum
Princess Bubblegum's creation makes people "sweat" themselves clean, so that they don't need to wash. Apparently it's very very spicy, BUT, if you drink it you don't need to have a bath or shower! Warning: do not make your own instant bath serum at home. Only Princesses from the Candy Kingdom can make this stuff.
Royal Tarts are a delicacy in the Candy Kingdom, served only at the annual Back-Rubbing Ceremony. They are considered the most delicious treats in the Land of Ooo: they're so amazing that criminals will risk their lives just for a single bite! If anyone finds one of these, please send it to Cartoon Network Studios, London. Thanks.
Softy Cheese can be used as a topping for hot dogs. Jake stopped eating it after Clarence ate too much at the Squeez-E-Mart, so there's more left for the rest of us.
The Perfect Sandwich
The Perfect Sandwich only has four ingredients, but this is a tricky sandwich to make. The cheese is made by putting one of Ooo's cows in a rotating machine, and then unraveling the cheese brick into a perfect slice. The lettuce is grown and shrunk with special chemicals, and then "shredded" by being hit like a baseball. The tomato is created by teleporting a jellyfish and a red balloon together, and being karate-chopped into three (only the best slice is used), and finally the bread is made fresh from dough using magic, and perfectly sliced by a laser shining through crystal. When all the ingredients are ready, they are put in an anti-gravity machine where the are put together to create the perfect sandwich. OK. We're off to buy an Ooo cow, a rotating machine, a jellyfish and a red balloon. And then take karate lessons.
Tree Trunks' Apple Pie
Apple Pie is Tree Trunks' speciality, and is apparently very delicious (it has been referred to as the "best apple pie ever").
They're the best clams in town!!! (...Actually they're probably the ONLY clams in town, so it's not much of a competition)
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